hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I'm gonna have a badass scar
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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