eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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