STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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