it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
