Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
