when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
3 2 1 whiskey
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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