hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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