I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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