it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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