I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
false alarm. still invincible.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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