Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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