Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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