ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I queefed so loud it echoed.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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