I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
