Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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