Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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