what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
