I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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