doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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