so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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