id be glad to
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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