But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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