I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My bed is full of blood and feathers
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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