Sry I called you an 8
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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