I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Randomize
