too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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