Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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