I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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