Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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