You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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