Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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