Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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