i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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