One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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