What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
