Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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