me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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