I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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