I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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