Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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