if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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