Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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