don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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