I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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