Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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