all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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