Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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