god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I made him laugh his dick is mine
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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