Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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