I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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