Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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