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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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