Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
barbara walters just said penis...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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