Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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